Q. Why didn't the sharks eat the worthless sponsor when he fell overboard? A. Professional courtesy.
Q. Why do worthless sponsors always die before help arrives? A. They can't dial the eleven in 911.
Q. Why won't vultures eat dead worthless sponsors? A. There are some things that would gag even a vulture.
Q. What is the difference between a worthless sponsor and a vulture? A. The worthless sponsor gets frequent flyer miles.
Q. What is the difference between a tick and a worthless sponsor? A. The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
Q. How can you tell when a worthless sponsor is lying? A. His lips are moving.
Q. What are worthless sponsors good for? A. They make used car salesmen look good.
Q. What do you call an honest worthless sponsor? A. An impossibility.
Q. Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of worthless sponsors? A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
-- Edited by cwijas at 20:51, 2007-01-25
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